May 6, 2006

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  —– Original Message —– Subject: Fwd: FW: George is insane…but you gotta love him
  
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN
  
  by: George Carlin
  
  
  I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
  
  
  
  
  I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
  
  
  I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart
  American.
  
  
  I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not
  entitle you to anything.
  
  I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
  
  
  I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
  want to.
  
  
  My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
  Springer.
  
  I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.
  
  
  I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about
  it.
  
  
  I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn’t wander forty years In the
  desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven’t burned any witches or
  been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
  
  
  
  I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you
  came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
  
  
  I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
  practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
  and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
  
  
  
  I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you’re running
  from them..
  
  
  I also think they have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the
  law, regardless of what color you are.
  
  
  
  
  And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
  it’s good….. and I’m proud that “God” is written on my money. I think if
  you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding
  who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next
  four years.
  
  
  
  
  I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff
  or trying to guilt me into making “donations” to their cause. These people
  should be targets.
  
  
  
  I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two
  parents.
  
  
  And what is going on with gas prices… again?
  
  
  
  I believe “illegal” is illegal no matter what the politicians think.
  
  
  
  I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
  
  
  If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American. 
  
  
  
  We need our country back!
  
  
  
  We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!
  
  I would rather live my life as if there is a
  God, and die to find out there isn’t, Than
  live my life as if there isn’t, and die to
  find out there is.
  

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