Month: February 2013

  • NEW BABY

    New baby is here Kolton Layne ( Josh) changed the spelling of Lane to Layne so ok guess Daddy neede some input too ,

    I am still having hell try to post it just puts stuff where it wants and if I try and change anything are backspace it just wipes it all out and leaves with w  me with  will that sucks but can’t change the i mistakes so will just leave it

    Oh well if I eveer f  get the darn thing to work right maybe I can post more cool

    Have a Great DAy
                         

  • New Baby

    Well our Marine ( Josh) and his wife are at the hospital this morning and the little man is on his way Mom was at a 5 at 4:45 so he should make it here soon.

  • FAMILY

    My crew just keeps growing just had my newest great grandson in Dec. and I nother one will be here tomorrow
                      
                         Healan my newest –

  • TROUBLE

    Damm everytime I try and write a post I run into trouble seems I can not backspace if I try it removes everything , Hey I need to backspace to remove just one letter not the whole damm thing I am not that good at spelling are tying of course I spelled that wrong but if I backspace to correct it it removes the whole post ??? anybody n  n   know what I am doing wrong –

    HAVE A GREAT DAY

  • NOTHING

     

     

     

     

    1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
    3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
    9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind-of tired.
    10. Bad decisions make good stories.
    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
    13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
    14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
    17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
    18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
    19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty, but Jeans? Jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
    22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
    23. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.